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[secondplacing]

"This is Agent Carolina. I'm not free to answer right now, but leave me a message and I'll get back to you when I can."

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[usedlightscreen]

I bought a whole book of them. Listen to this one-

[clears throat]

Are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kicking.

[secondplacing]

[Carolina's laughter hits the speaker in a two-syllable crack, like a fox's bark hitting the air.]

Oh, you have got to be kidding me.

[usedlightscreen]

Do you- oh, this one is terrible- Do you have a Ditto in your pants?

Because I can see myself in them.

[secondplacing]

Oh my god.

[She's trying to hold back her giggles, but it's not working. God, she's such a Church.]

Now that one's a winner. Got anymore?

[usedlightscreen]

Most of these I'm too embarrassed to read.

Speaking of embarrassments, do you want to hear one that I actually used to think would work? I'm talking ten, twelve years ago, before the Project, back when I was young and stupid and full of hormones.

[secondplacing]

Old details about you? Hell yeah. Speak up, tiger.

[SHE'S READY FOR THIS STUPID ASS LINE C'MON]

[usedlightscreen]

Now, keep in mind I was also usually like six or seven shots down by this point, so I don't remember if it ever worked, but for the taste of all...probably two men I used it on, I hope not.

[Clears throat.

Drops his voice down into the "hey baby" register.]

"If you're impressed with how I handle my sniper, you should see what I can do with the weapon I keep under my armor."

[secondplacing]

[Carolina damn near snorts, covering her mouth and letting out a raucous laugh.]

Ohhhh, they didn't love that one?

[It sure sounds like she does.]

[usedlightscreen]

Surprisingly, not so much.

Although maybe it was my dancing skills that scared them off more than my terrible pick up lines.

[secondplacing]

With lines like that, you don't need to be good at dancing.

[She snickers, gentle, as she sobers up from laughing.]

What else are you up to?

[usedlightscreen]

You're only saying that to make me feel better because you've seen me dance.

[You've met Drunk North before.]

Right now? Mm, just picking out some of these lines to use on York to get him back.
I take it he got you too.

[secondplacing]

Mmmm, he did. I'm glad.

Good way to spend the morning, if you ask me.

[Or at least, an entertaining way.]

I'll have to get you both back sometime.